Yeah, Superbowl.

Packers didn’t make it to the Superbowl this year, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy the ads. Here’s a compilation of the 25 best Superbowl ads of all time. The squirrel ads just kill me.

    Mood: Feisty
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: One.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Went for a walk and did some house cleaning.
    Yesterday’s Projects: Game, Short Story
    In My Ears: Final Fantasy XII limited edition soundtrack
    Game Last Played: Grepolis
    Movie Last Viewed: Red Riding Hood. It suuuuuuucccccckkkkkkeeeeeed.
    Book Last Read: More research material.
    Latest Artistic Project: Crystal cluster bracelet in silver
    Latest Release: Strange, Dead Love for Vampire: the Requiem

Lamentations of a Convention Planner (Or Not)

Okay, so the title is a little misleading, because this really isn’t a series of lamentations. I’ve been thinking about how to best promote Munchkin Conan and I really just like the way the word sounds. Lah-men-tay-shuns. OMMMMMM… Yes, I’ll be using that in a story soon. *evil grin*

At the moment, we’re prepping for a Steve Jackson Games booth appearance at New York Toy Fair. This is a trade show, not a regular convention, but there still are a number of pieces that we have to do as a company to prep for the event. Convention planning is, in short, a logistical nightmare that has to be sorted in any number of ways. First, you have to figure out how big the booth is. Then, what comes with it and what you’re allowed to hang. (Yep, you heard me right.) Some cons allow you to hang banners from the pole on the back; others don’t. For that, you need some way of standing a banner and you have to determine how much room that’ll take up.

After you figure out what rules you have to follow and how you’re displaying everything, you then have to deal with people logistics. What show floor hours can you reasonably work? How are you going to get your gear to the hall? How close is the hotel to your destination? That part can be “fun” all by itself. Then? There’s the extras that you have to hand out when the hall is open. Promo material, sure… But what’s effective at a trade show? That can take the form of catalogs, sell sheets, flyers, business cards, samples, etc. Demo material and prototypes are pieces we also have to include.

We will have two presences at this show; one for meetings and one at our booth. That requires additional planning to make sure both areas have what’s required when it’s needed. Toss in access to food, water, electricity, etc. and now you’re setting up a business that will be torn down in a couple of days — and I haven’t even broached the subject of conventions where you have to sell, demo, and interact with fans!

Luckily — and I mean this with every Cylonic fiber of my being — Kevin is doing a smashing set up for booth planning and configuration. I have pieces I’m working on, too, but it’s a lot more manageable since I have a great team and we all have a sense of humor.

    Mood: Happy!
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: None.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Went for a walk.
    Yesterday’s Projects: Game, Short Story
    In My Ears: Sting. Hey, don’t be hatin’!
    Game Last Played: Grepolis
    Movie Last Viewed: Ironclad
    Book Last Read: Harper’s Encyclopedia of the Paranormal
    Latest Artistic Project: Crystal cluster bracelet in silver
    Latest Release: Strange, Dead Love for Vampire: the Requiem

Do What Thou Wilt With Thy Platform And Thy Advice

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I realize a lot of you following me are authors yourselves. Today I’m going to point to an article I wrote for the How To Write Shop. My influence for Dig Up and Rebuild Platforms is the sheer rampant sensationalism I keep hearing related to the business of writing but not about writing itself. There is a market for writing advice and I hesitate, nigh trepidate, to dive into those waters because what I care most about is my work. I’m online for a different reason than others may be. I’m not here to seek out internet fame. (Definitely not going to complain if that happens, though. Hee.) I’m here to learn, share, and engage for three reasons. First? Online marketing has a very high learning curve in part because it’s constantly changing. This has been my world for many years and I have to keep up with the technology. Second, I like the community aspect of the web provided my priorities are in the right place. I talked a little bit about this as my biggest take-a-way from going offline for 100 days. Third? I use the web for testing different ways to talk about, share, and publish my stories.

This wasn’t always the case. I started out thinking that the way people would get to see my work is if readers could get to know me. After a while? I felt used because it was *very* clear that the two worlds didn’t coincide. Worse, I started losing money because I get paid to consult. By giving away good information (a lot of data you get from consultants is the vanilla stuff for this reason) the majority of the people in the fiction world got what they wanted and walked away. When I needed help? Looked for my fiction readers? They were in sparse supply. Who made that mistake? Me. Because I did not put my work before my platform and I paid the price based on my goals and desires, not anyone else’s. It did, on the other hand, help me out with my professional life because people understood my business philosophy. Again, we’re talking about two, separate audiences rather than appealing to the one that matters to my work as an author.

Some writers write a couple stories and become famous. Others write hundreds of stories and never break the best-seller’s list. This is the reality of being an author regardless of who you are, when you’ve written, what you’ve published, and what the state of the industry is. Right now, everyone is looking for that magic formula on how to position themselves in a flood, fluctuating, volatile market. I know I did. Now I’m not. Why? Because the formula really hasn’t changed. It’s still about reading, writing what you love, researching markets, and submitting to them. A lot of people are using self-publishing as a bypass in the hopes they’ll get rich and famous but here’s the thing: self-publishing is its own market. Instead of submitting to a publisher and working with them, you’re now hoping to find your own readers who’ll follow your work through your self (small) press. Keep in mind, too, that authors who started out with the Big Six and bailed didn’t leave their readers behind. Some of them followed along because they were hooked on their stories. I played around with self-publishing and I’ll continue to experiment. It’s just not a business model I want to bank everything on.

Growing financial concerns seem to be the ever-pressing reason why authors do the thing they do and create the platform they have. Some are happier making less money but having more readers because the publisher is taking care of a lot of the business-facing aspects. Others will gladly take a diminished audience and make more money. By and large, however, many authors are banking on the potential of what they could make based on what they think publishers want out of them. This? Is incredibly stupid. Experiment, yes, but have your core business — which is your work, not your brand. If all you’re doing is banking on a dream, then you’ll die a fool. I didn’t become an author because I wanted to constantly play the lottery; I always was an author because this is who I am and what I love, love, love to do. Making a decent living as an author is very difficult which is why all too many of us have day jobs. I often joke about how I’m writing for my retirement, but I’m planning my career as an author over the course of several years — not just next week or next quarter based on that one story.

The sensationalism aspect of “YOU MUST DO THIS OR ELSE” bothers me because it’s really sending a crappy message for new writers about the business of writing itself. There is a market for writing advice. There are people that are much, much, much better at this than I could ever hope to be. I make people cry because I am very blunt. (Not kidding!) I do this because I care about the work itself and sometimes forget there’s an ego involved. First drafts mean nothing to me. I work and pare and polish because I enjoy it — revisions are FUN! Sigh. Still trying to find my tribe. What I wouldn’t give for a killer critique partner.

I hate the fact that now we’ve come to the point where other authors are bitching about other authors not giving the “correct” advice in the way that “we” prefer. BACK OFF. Yes, this is a competitive industry but that does not mean this has to be a competition. Have we really stooped that low that now we have to criticize how people are trying to help others? Screw that! Different things have always worked for different people. Don’t like it? Don’t read it or promote it. It’s as simple as that.

The mad, mad, mad rush to get new stories out there is cheapening the writing process and I feel that this is not sustainable or good for storytelling as a whole. Really, the best writing advice I’ve ever taken, was to stop reading what you should be doing and focus on how you’re applying it in your work. It’s kind of like getting back in shape. You can read, and read, and read all the diet tips that you want, but unless you’re actually on the machine? You’ll never lose the weight.

Anyway, I meandered a lot today I know but this has been on my mind for weeks. I hope that if you read my blog or any of my articles you know that I am not telling you what to do — you need to figure out what works for yourself, your work, and your platform. If you don’t trust yourself, then who the hell will?

    Mood: Ranty. ARGH!
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: One and a half.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Went for a walk.
    Yesterday’s Projects: Game, Short Story
    In My Ears: Avatar soundtrack. Um, which was the only thing I liked about that movie…
    Game Last Played: Grepolis
    Movie Last Viewed: Ironclad
    Book Last Read: Harper’s Encyclopedia of the Paranormal
    Latest Artistic Project: Crystal cluster bracelet in silver
    Latest Release: Strange, Dead Love for Vampire: the Requiem

On Submitting to Dark Faith II

Well, my secret is out. I submitted a story to the Dark Faith II anthology. Normally, I don’t like to say what stories I submit where. Every editor is different and there’s so much competition out there it’s more likely a tale will be rejected than accepted. In this case, there are hundreds of stories for Dark Faith II Maurice and Jerry have to plow through. I received an invite for this particular story but took more time with it and submitted it during the open call period.

Anthologies are tough because you have a certain number of slots to fill and the editor needs to have a good representation so every tale doesn’t sound the same. Often, really great stories get rejected because they weren’t a good fit for the collection. So, forgive me if I don’t want to say any more on my tale just yet. Now you know… I submitted and if you don’t hear an announcement, I got a big ‘ole stamp of REJECTED on this one. C’est la vie!

If you’ve been following Maurice’s updates on this anthology, a number of writers thought the submission guidelines were “optional.” This astounds me. The biggest reason why writers get rejected? NOT FOLLOWING THE SUBMISSION GUIDELINES. I knew some of the troubles both Maurice and Jerry were having, so I submitted a follow-up cover letter after I sent in my story with the real one. Yes, I have a sense of humor and no, this is not always a good thing.

If you want to read the cover letter and the trials and tribulations of being an anthology editor, visit Slush Pile Warrior Part Deux.

    Mood: Grasshopper is focused.
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: A half. I will soon go for another.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Short walk.
    Yesterday’s Projects: Game, Short Story
    In My Ears: New Age-Y crap.
    Game Last Played: Grepolis
    Movie Last Viewed: Ironclad
    Book Last Read: Harper’s Encyclopedia of the Paranormal
    Latest Artistic Project: Crystal cluster bracelet in silver
    Latest Release: Strange, Dead Love for Vampire: the Requiem

Final Fanta— Oh, Crap.

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A funny thing happened to me this morning. Remember when I mentioned yesterday how happy I was because I got my planner situated? Cleaned my office, too, for my chibithulhus, lots and lots of Munchkin, my Hellboy collection, and several books.

And then? I got an e-mail from Amazon telling me Final Fantasy XIII-2 is shipping. Which, I forgot I ordered. And, I was going to start playing it for my birthday. And…

Bah. Okay, so yesterday I broke the space-time continuum. Today? I am rearranging my schedule to make sure I write in the morning before work so I’m done with everything by dinnertime. Even with a week of travel, I knocked out about 20,000 words this month and revisions. I don’t write like this because I’m insane (or maybe I am); I do this because I love, love, love the work I do!

I suppose I should write a blog post about what my schedule *actually* looks like and how far ahead I plan. Some of my crazy ramblings are definitely caffeine-induced!

    Mood: Chocobo fevah!
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: One, but I’m buzzing!
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: House-cleaning counts!
    Yesterday’s Projects: Game, Short Story
    In My Ears: Nothing
    Game Last Played: Grepolis
    Movie Last Viewed: Ironclad
    Book Last Read: Harper’s Encyclopedia of the Paranormal
    Latest Artistic Project: Crystal cluster bracelet in silver
    Latest Release: Strange, Dead Love for Vampire: the Requiem

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